Kristin Cavallari is Engaged

Seriously, you can’t get any more stereotypical than this. You’ve got the vapid bitch reality “star” Kristin Cavallari, who was definitely the popular bitch in high school. You’ve got the star quarterback Jay Cutler (also a douchebag) who was also most definitely the popular quarterback in high school. And guess what? They’re now engaged. I mean, I’m glad two people who are probably in love have agreed to spend the rest of their life together in a union of love. But really this is just so much douche colliding that I don’t think there’s enough Ed Hardy in the world to take care of it.