Talk about a birthday slut... Destiny Hope Cyrus (real name) a.k.a. Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus (professional name), officially turned 18-year-old today. Only 12 states actually have 18 as an age of consent (30 states have 16, the other 8 states have 17), but, whatever, because Miley Cyrus is now officially "legal," I guess... So if you wanted to have sex with her in Hawaii AND Delaware, your day has arrived my friend. But even more importantly, we can now view and post every nipple slip, nude camwhoring, pantyless upskirt and leaked topless picture of her. Miley's provocative semi-nude photos in Vanity Fair magazine seem like only yesterday. She was 15 then. Now she's celebrating her 18th birthday. Before today her whoring ways was safe from the media but legally she is fair game now as far a nudity goes.
Over the weekend she had an early birthday party at Trousdale in Hollywood, wearing a half shirt and leather pants and taking pictures with her mom and Demi Moore (wait, what?), all of which only called more attention to her alarmingly big head. Her poor moms vagina must whistle like a Coke bottle when you go down on her. Miley Cyrus may have become a legal adult today, but the pop star allegedly engaged in some pretty grown-up behavior Sunday night during her 18th birthday party. Cyrus was spotted drinking and making out with teen actor Avan Jogia at Trousdale nightclub, according to People.
And a photograph has been released of Jogia, who stars in the Nickelodeon series "Victorious," leaning over the teen star and seductively kissing her neck. Despite the steamy booze fueled encounter, a source close to the family says that the pair is "just hanging out. [Cyrus] is still single." Despite that, others are saying Miley Cyrus really enjoyed her alcohol and Avan Jogia at the party. Anyway, Miley has been a whore for a while now and a hillbilly for longer than that (see her mother and father), so this is pretty good news for the site. Unlike, the news her doctor will be giving her in a few years that might not be as good. The nude picture countdown begins now! Click on pictures to enlarge.
Provocative non-nude pictures of years past: